"Once again it is that time of year. Ed, Eddy, I wish to bid you a very Happy Birthday from the only Ed whose birthday is 'out of the loop'. All joking aside of what may be wrong with me as a result,
I'm very glad I met you all those years ago at your Bottomless Ed scam, even if I was a sap and feel for that. Since that moment of amazement when Ed actually digested the television system... I just couldn't leave you two alone. Since then we've had countless memories together."
"Of course we'll have many more years together. We are of the world's youth for many-a-year more! Knowing you two, you'd rather take gifts over a speech. So I'll cut this short and get back to the final gift present preparations."